Friday, April 30, 2010

1979 T-Shirt!

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Hulk would like shirt more if shirt was big enough for Hulk to wear.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Drawings!

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Hulk does not remember any of this! Hulk remembers some of it different than these drawings show! Hulk thinks someone made up story about Hulk being friends with Fantastic Four! Hulk does not like it when stories are made up about Hulk! Hulk's life is interesting enough to tell truth about!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

View-Master Double-View!

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Hulk is not stupid... Hulk figures things out sometimes! Hulk thinks stupid Flag-Man movie is with Hulk movie because that is only way to get children to buy stupid Flag-Man movie!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk does not always remember what Hulk did or why Hulk did something. Hulk does not remember why he went to watch movie, or why Namor was there.

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Hulk does not know why stupid TV man was talking about Hulk, or why Betty was sad. Hulk also does not remember which time this was Hulk smashed Abomination. Hulk always smashes Abomination.

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Hulk hates it when stupid humans search for Hulk. Hulk just wants to be left alone. Hulk thinks this was time he met Surfer for first time.

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Hulk never understands why puny Banner is on so many drawings from Hulk stories!

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Hulk is confused... why does drawing show puny Banner changing into Hulk? Hulk is Hulk! Puny Banner is just weakling!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Statues!

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Hulk does not like to paint little statues... Hulk's hands can not make paint go where Hulk wants it to, and Hulk gets mad and breaks statues. Hulk then gets sad when Hulk breaks Hulk statue.

Hulk thinks someone did good job painting this Hulk statue. Hulk does not care about Bug-Man and Pointy Ears Man statues.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Mittens!

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Hulk does not wear mittens. Hulk does not get cold enough to wear mittens.

Hulk's hands are too big for mittens anyway.

Stupid Bug-Man and Red Cape Man and Flag Woman might need mittens, but not Hulk!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Steranko History of Comics Posters!

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Hulk does not understand these posters... Hulk is there, but every one else is different sizes! Hulk remembers fighting some of these people, but Hulk does not recognize most of them.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Bubble Machine!

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Hulk does not understand why Hulk is on package for stupid Bug-Man toy! Did some stupid human think because Bug-Man is on so many Hulk toys, Hulk should be on stupid Bug-Man toys?

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Slurpee Cups!

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Hulk does not understand why puny Banner is on Hulk Slurpee Cup!

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Hulk likes these Slurpee cups better... Puny Banner is not on them, only Hulk!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

1974 Spidey and Hulk Puzzle!

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Hulk likes puzzle with Bug-Man, because Bug-Man is so scared of Hulk, Bug-Man is running away! But Hulk willnot let Bug-Man run away!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

She-Hulk Drawing!

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Hulk is letting drawing of She-Hulk be on Hulk's blog, because Hulk knows She-Hulk does not have her own blog.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Super Hero Pens!

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Hulk does not use pens. Hulk does not write.

Hulk does not even care that stupid Bug Man or Pointy-Ears Man or Red Cape Man or Flag Woman or Yellow Cape Boy or Bug-Girl or Flag Man are on box with Hulk.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Vending Machine Card!

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Hulk does not remember running with stupid Bug-Man, Pointy-Ears Man, Red Cape Man or Flag Woman.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Fiddlesticks!

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Hulk does not know what Fiddlesticks are, or what they have to do with Hulk, Bug-Man, Pointy-Ears Man or Red Cape Man! Hulk does not understand why they are on box with Hulk!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Corgi Vehicles!

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Why is car for stupid pointy-ears man's enemy in picture with Hulk truck?

Hulk does not understand the Hulk truck in picture. Cage does not look like it could have held Hulk for even a second. Maybe that is why little Hulk broke out of cage already.

Hulk does not like cages.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Kenner See-A-Show!

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Hulk does not understand why Thor is bigger than Hulk on this toy. At least Hulk sees Fantastic Four are smaller than Hulk. But Bug-Man is same size as Hulk!

Puny Jon says if he gets this he will make movies for Give-A-Show Blog. Hulk does not know what Give-A-Show Blog is, but thinks it is probably not as good as Hulk Blog!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Remco Hulk!

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Hulk does not like this Hulk toy! Toy looks like Hulk, but has strings coming from Hulk's hands, like stupid Bug-Man's webbing! Hulk does not use webbing!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk does not understand why Banner is on drawings from Rampaging Hulk 3, but Hulk is not there. Rampaging Hulk was Hulk's comic book, not Banner's!

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Hulk is getting angry... Drawing is from Rampaging Hulk 13, but Hulk is barely there! Just more Puny Banner!

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Hulk is getting happier now... Hulk is on drawings for Rampaging Hulk 8! But Hulk does not remember this fight with stupid Iron Man. Hulk thinks this was out of continuity.

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Hulk is getting angry again! Hulk is not on this page of Rampaging Hulk 8, just Puny Banner and Rick!

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Hulk is not on this page, either! Just stupid Banner and Rick and stupid Iron Man!

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Hulk can relax now... Hulk is on this page, fighting Iron Man again. Puny Jon says collectors like to keep pages of Hulk comic with Hulk on them, and mostly sell pages with puny Banner. Hulk is not sure Hulk buys that.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Hulk Records!

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Hulk has heard Hulk record. Record tells about when Hulk fought stupid Rhino and stupid Abomination.

Hulk got bored fighting them and left.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Pocket Heroes Hulk!

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Hulk thinks Hulk remembers talking about little Hulk action figure before. Hulk might be confused.

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Hulk does not understand why two different cards were used for same Hulk action figure.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk is not sure Hulk likes to be drawn by In-Fan-Tee-No. Hulk feels funny when drawn like that.

Hulk remembers fighting stupid yellow shirt man and stupid green clothes man. Hulk wanted to be left alone.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Wood Burning Set!

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Hulk is tired of Bug-Man being on Hulk toys!

Hulk does not understand this toy, either. Toy is wood burning kit. Children should not be burning wood. Stupid Flaming Torch Boy burns wood!

Hulk thinks children should not play with fire.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Marvel Videos!

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Hulk does not watch videos. Hulk has problem working VCR. Hulk can not set time, because Hulk's fingers are too big.

Puny Jon says Hulk cartoons on tapes are of 1960s Hulk cartoon.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Pro Magazine Pages!

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Hulk does not play football. Hulk can not find anyone to play with who can survive tackle from Hulk.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

TV Tray!

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Hulk thought he had seen the last of Hulk toys with Bug-Man on them... and now Hulk sees Hulk toy with Bug-Man and Flag Man, and Flag Man is bigger than Hulk!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Marvel Super-Heroes TV Booklet!

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Puny Jon says this book was used to promote Marvel Super-Heroes cartoons in 1960s, including Hulk cartoon. Hulk thinks Hulk cartoon was best. Hulk is not egotist, Hulk just knows what Hulk likes.