Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hulk Pocket Book!

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Hulk does not know what Hulk stories are in this book. Hulk is sure that Hulk met enemies and smashed them.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Hulk Newspaper Strip Books!

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Puny Jon told Hulk these Hulk books reprint Hulk stories from newspapers.

Hulk does not read newspapers. Hulk does not read. Hulk would have looked at newspapers if Hulk's comic strip was still running.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Hulk Pocket Book!

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Hulk thinks Hulk's earliest adventures have been reprinted too many times.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Marvel Illustrated Book!

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Hulk likes cover of this Hulk book... Hulk remembers Jarella. Jarella loved Hulk.

Hulk misses Jarella.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Lancer Hulk Paperback!

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Hulk book shows Hulk attacked by soldiers. Soldiers always attack Hulk, when Hulk just wants to be left alone!

Hulk likes Kir-bee cover on Hulk book.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Fireside Trade Paperback Book!

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Hulk likes how big and strong Hulk is pictured on book cover... but Hulk still does not understand why puny Banner is on Hulk book covers!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Hulk Tor Book!

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Hulk does not understand what "berserk" means... Hulk sees that soldiers are attacking Hulk on book cover. Hulk wonders if "berserk" means Hulk is being attacked?

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Hulk Activity Box!

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Hulk likes Hulk books with Hulk's name on them! Hulk was not happy to find books in this box with Bug-Man and Thing on them!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Fun Book #3!

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Hulk remembers seeing another book with Hulk and giant pencil, but Hulk does not remember any giant pencils!

Hulk does not remember running on giant crossword puzzle, either.

Hulk thinks someone thinks Hulk was in Bill Finger story for pointy-ears man.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Spider-Man Everything Workbook!

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Hulk is confused... why is Hulk on this book writing? Hulk does not write!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Cookbook!

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Hulk does not need cookbook! Hulk knows one recipie. Hulk will tell you how to make Hulk's favorite food:

Hulk grabs can of beans in one hand.

Hulk rips off top of can with other hand.

Hulk's favorite food is ready to eat.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Best of Marvel Comics Boxed Set!

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Hulk wants to know why this set of books has two Bug-Man books but only one Hulk book!

Friday, March 19, 2010

Topps Krazy Little Komic!

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Hulk does not think this is funny.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Toilet Paper?!?!

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Hulk does not want Hulk to be on toilet paper! Hulk knows what toilet paper is used for, and Hulk does not want Hulk to be used like that!

Hulk needs to find stupid human who thought of this and smash him.

Hulk does not care if Bug-Man is on toilet paper.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Thermos!

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Hulk still does not understand why Bug-Man gets to be on Hulk items, but Hulk will not get angry about it... this time.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Mighty Marvel Team-Up Thrillers!

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Hulk remembers adventure in this book (puny Jon showed Hulk puny Jon's copy). Hulk was in big fight with Thing, then teamed up with Thing to fight Leader and funny bald man Thing knew. Hulk jumped away at end of fight.

Hulk doesn't care what happened to Thing.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Stick-Ons!

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Hulk likes big Hulk sticker so much, Hulk is not going to complain about Torch or Flag-Man and his bird man friend on other stickers.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

1983 Stickers!

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Hulk wishes picture was bigger so Hulk could see Hulk sticker better.

Hulk has fought most of other people on stickers and won. Hulk always wins.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Marvel Stamps!

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Hulk is not going to get angry about Hulk being on toy with other people, because Hulk's name is not on this toy.

Hulk at least recognizes Hulk's name when he sees it.

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This is Hulk stamp from different set. Hulk does not understand why someone would use blue ink on Hulk stamp instead of green.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Superheroes Spin-A-Race!

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HULK IS BACK! Hulk got bored of smashing things and came back to work on Hulk's blog, and Hulk found Leader had taken over!

Do not worry, Hulk smashed Leader good.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Super Toss Game!

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Attention Humans! This is The Leader Speaking!

I continue to wield power over the Hulk's blog! You are not aware of this consciously, but simply because you are reading this blog, you are taking part in my greatest scheme ever!

This super toss game was not part of any scheme. I just thought it would sell much better than it did, and it could fund further development of nefarious devices disguised as simple toys.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Spidey and Hulk Play-Doh!

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Attention Humans! This Is The Leader speaking! Still, there are none to contest my taking over the Hulk's blog!

Today I present to you the brilliance that was the Spider-Man and Hulk Play-Doh set! You may find this surprising, but this was not part of my plans for world domination.

I just happen to like Play-Doh toys.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Spidey and Hulk Marbles!

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Attention humans! This is The Leader speaking! I still have control over the Hulk's blog, and none of you can do a thing about it!

I had nothing to do with this product. This was just completely stupid. Spider-Man and Hulk marbles? What were they thinking? Marbles can't even remotely fit into any concept of these two, nor can they fit in any world conquest scheme.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Spider-Man and Hulk Magnetic Drop Shot Tennis Game!

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Attention, Humans! This is The Leader speaking!

This was another toy that I was responsible for putting on the market. However, it had nothing to do with any plans for conquest, other than putting Spider-Man on it to anger the Hulk.

No, I simply put this toy out because I knew the magnetic components would piss off Magneto, and yet he would never know I was responsible for it.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

1978 Spider-Man and Hulk Laser Battle Game!

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Attention humans! This is The Leader! I am still in charge of the Hulk's blog!

You may not recognize this item pictured above. The Laser Battle Game was a brilliant concept of mine that would slowly but surely take over the minds of those foolish children who played it, so they could take part in my plans without their parents being aware of it.

Unfortunately, this particular toy did not sell in sufficient numbers to create a large enough army of children for my then-current plans. Plus, the technology involved has been overtaken in recent years.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Hulk and Spider-Man Intercom Set from 1978!

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Attention, humans! This is the Leader! I have successfully taken over the Hulk's blog, and will use it as my base of operations for my current schemes!

You can tell I am the Leader because I am "speaking" through this blog in italics!

This intercom set, which you humans so foolishly accepted at face value, was in reality a highly sophisticated device that I could use to track the Hulk's whereabouts and use this data for my own purposes! In addition, placing the Spider-Man image on this item ensured that if the Hulk were to ever see it, he would lose his formidable temper and lash out against the manufacturers he would blame, thus destroying any evidence I had anything to do with it!

Friday, March 5, 2010

Spidey and Hulk Finger Puppets!

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Hi... "Puny Jon" here... the Hulk still isn't coming back until we're done with toys that also have Spider-Man, and so I've been trying to get someone to show up to fill in. She-Hulk, Doc Samson, and Rick Jones aren't answering their phones (I suspect Caller ID is to blame). I don't have Betty Ross' number or her father's... so who the heck is supposed to fill in?

Hang on... that's the doorbell.

Foolish humans with your tiny minds... this is The Leader! I have taken over the Hulk's blog as part of my latest plan to rule!

Um, Leader? How is taking over the Hulk's blog going to lead to your ruling the world?

Your tiny normal human brain could not possibly decipher the complexities of my plan. So just sit back and be quiet and I shall write this blog!

Oooo...kay. So what are you going to say about those toys?

These silly Spider-Man and Hulk finger puppets are inconsequential to my current plans.

Wait, what are you saying? Did you have something to do with all the toys with Spider-Man AND the Hulk on them?

Naturally. Who else would have the foresight to cause the dovetailing of these two licenses in order to make that brainless brute, the Hulk, angry enough to be manipulated to do with his strength that I could not do with my vast intelligence?

Well, you've got me there.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Colorforms!

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Hulk is TIRED of looking at pictures of Hulk toys with Bug-Man on them! Hulk will not talk about Hulk toys with Bug-Man again!

Hulk is leaving until there are pictures of Hulk toys without Bug-Man.

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Huh... The Hulk just left.

Wish he'd bothered opening the door first.

Now I'll have to see who's available to fill in for him until we're past the Spidey-Hulk toys.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Mead Portfolio!

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Hulk remembers fighting Mole Man and stupid yellow men. Stupid yellow men do not give Hulk good enough fight.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Patches!

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Hulk likes Hulk patches. Hulk does not care about other ones.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Philly Stamps!

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Hulk still does not understand jokes. Hulk thinks he is being made fun of. Hulk needs to smash someone.