Monday, May 31, 2010

Marvel Super-Heroes 33 Cover by Jim Starlin!


Hulk does not understand why drawing makes it look like Zaxon is beating Hulk, when Hulk beat Zaxon!

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Varivue Ring!


Hulk would wear this ring if it came in size Hulk could wear.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Latch Hook Kit!


Hulk does not have patience for latch hook kits... Hulk surprised at how good it looks, though.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Buddy L Vehicles!



Hulk is not getting fooled again! Hulk will look in back of stupid Hulk toys to see picture of Hulk!

Hulk is not finding hole to look through for Hulk picture. Hulk was right first time.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Hulk Hot Wheels!


Hulk thinks Hulk Hot Wheels car looks stupid! Hulk does not drive cars! What? Puny Jon wants Hulk to look in hole in back of stupid car? Okay, Hulk will look, but Hulk does not have to like it.


Hulk has changed Hulk's mind. Hulk thinks this is good toy now.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Scholastic Books Poster!


Hulk likes Hulk posters.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Hulk Watch!


Hulk thinks Hulk watch looks good, but Hulk does not need watch to tell time, because Hulk does not care what time it is.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Spidey & Hulk Party Favor!


Hulk knows this is stupid toy because Bug-Man is on toy with Hulk. Bug-Man always ruins toys.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Hulk Snowshoes!


Hulk does not understand why Hulk foot has Hulk's face on it!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Hulk Medallion Coin!


Hulk likes Hulk coin, but Hulk does not know where Hulk can buy beans with Hulk coin!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Wallpaper Border!


Hulk wonders why not-Hulk comic book covers are on wall border... Hulk thinks it would look better with just Hulk covers!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hulk Bubble Bath!


Hulk does not like it that head gets taken off and bubble bath is poured out of Hulk bottle's neck... thinking about this makes Hulk's stomach not feel good.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Rage Cage!


Hulk does not understand why Hulk toy is put in cage just so that Hulk toy can break out... Hulk thinks toy should just not be put in stupid cage!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010



Hulk is confused... Hulk thinks that Hulk stand-up looks like it is not bigger than other stand-ups, but Hulk knows he is much bigger than Bug-Man!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Hulk Grabber Hand!


Hulk does not understand why toy maker thought this was good Hulk toy! Hulk thinks this is very stupid toy!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Marvel Super Heroes Puzzle!


Hulk does not understand why Hammer Man and Bug Woman are on Hulk puzzle!

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Hulk Argentina Puzzle!


Hulk likes to look at this puzzle, even if Hulk has difficult time putting puzzles together.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Hulk Gluestick!


Hulk likes thinking that children would bring Hulk gluestick to school with them, but Hulk feels sad that children would throw Hulk away when glue is all gone!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Gulliver Hulk Car From South America!


Why does toy have Hulk driving car with stupid Iron Man? Hulk does not drive cars! And if Hulk did, Hulk would not give ride to stupid Iron Man!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

12" Mego Hulk With Fly-Away Action!


Fly-Away Action? Hulk action figure should not have Fly-Away-Action!!! Hulk action figure should have JUMP AWAY ACTION!

Hulk would smash if Mego company was still around. Hulk thinks if Mego company made Hulk action figure that jumped, Mego company would still be in business.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Hulk 196, Page 22, by Sal Buscema!


Hulk glad to see drawings that have Hulk on them... even if Abomination is there, too. Hulk does not remember why he thought Abomination was Hulk's friend.

Hulk is sure Hulk smashed Abomination after this.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Savage She-Hulk 13, Page 13, by Mike Vosburg!


Hulk still does not see She-Hulk on drawings.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Savage She-Hulk 13, Page 10, by Mike Vosburg!


Hulk is not talking about She-Hulk drawings any more unless She-Hulk is on drawings... not stupid Cat-Girl, not puny Banner's cousin!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Savage She Hulk 13, Page 20, by Mike Vosberg!


Hulk is confused again! Where is She-Hulk on drawings from She-Hulk comic book? Why is Cat-Girl on drawings but not She-Hulk???

Friday, May 7, 2010

Savage She-Hulk 14, Page 8 by Mike Vosburg!


Hulk is confused... where is She-Hulk on drawings? Hulk only recognizes puny Banner's cousin.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Hulk Glass!


Hulk would like to drink out of Hulk glass, but Hulk does not know Hulk's own strength some times, and breaks glasses too easy.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Tales to Astonish 59, Page 18 by Dick Ayers!


Hulk remembers fighting Growing Man. Hulk knocked Growing Man out of Growing Man's own comic book! Hulk thinks that is good joke.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Mighty World of Marvel 284 Cover by Pablo Marcos!


Hulk does not remember fighting Bi-Beast when Ross was around. Hulk does not always remember everything.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Hulk 260, Page 11, by Sal Buscema!


Hulk is letting puny human Jon name blog entries so puny Jon stops bothering Hulk. Hulk is still choosing labels.

Hulk likes Sal Buscema drawings of Rick, but does not understand why Hulk is not on art from Hulk comic book!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Pinball Game!


Hulk is glad to see Hulk toy without stupid Bug-Man or Flag Man or anyone else but Hulk on it!

Saturday, May 1, 2010


Hulk has been doing blog for one year today. Hulk does not understand what "year" is, but puny Jon says today Hulk blog should feature Hulk cake.

Hulk likes Hulk cake. Cake looks like it was made by Bruce Timm. Bruce Timm should draw Hulk comics.

Hulk is going to eat Hulk cake now.


If Hulk was getting birthday presents, Hulk would prefer only Hulk was on wrapping paper!