Monday, November 30, 2009

Wallet!

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Hey, it's Rick Jones again... Doc Samson says he won't come by to fill in because his schedule's way too full. Apparently, the stuff that's been happing in the current Marvel comics is really messing with the minds of all the super-heroes there, and there's a lot of therapy needed!

Man, I'm glad I'm from before all that stuff started happening. I wonder if I can warn my future self about any of it? What? Oh, I see... apparently, I'm from a Bronze Age reality of sorts that won't get into that, so I'm safe.

Let's see, now... what have we got here? A Hulk wallet? Well, I suppose if you're a Hulk fan, you need a place to put your money in. I can just imagine what my buddy the Hulk would say about this, though... "Hulk does not need place to keep money, Hulk does not understand money!"

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Vu-Writer!

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Hey, everyone! Rick Jones here, eternal sidekick and generally coolest guy in the Marvel Universe who doesn't wear a costume! Since my pal the Hulk is currently occupied, and She-Hulk's trying to help de-occupy him (and Jon, the owner of this blog, can't get anyone else to fill in, I'd bet), I'll be doing the talking for a day or two!

So, what the heck is this thing? A Vu-Writer? A pen with a little viewer inside of it? Did anybody really think this would be a sellable idea? It's got to be one of the most ridiculous Hulk toys they ever made!

What's that, Jon? Oh, no, I didn't hear about the utility belt before. Okay, second most ridiculous Hulk toy, then. What, sandals? Seriously?

Never mind... I wonder if I can get anyone else to fill in until my buddy chills out!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

View-Master!

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She-Hulk here again, filling in for my absent cousin. Today's item on the Hulk Blog is this View-Master set, which looks like it features my cousin battling it out with the Absorbing Man. I guess that Thor wasn't available for that fight?

Oh, excuse me a second. My Avengers communicator is beeping.

Oh, crap... looks like Bruce has somehow found a building with a sign that looks enough like the Remco logo that he thinks it is Remco, and he's causing some havoc. I'll have to go help the Avengers deal with this.

I told Doc Samson that just letting him vent his rage wouldn't help...

Friday, November 27, 2009

Vics 1978 Figure!

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Hello, Jennifer Walters, AKA the Sensational She-Hulk here today! I'm filling in because my cousin's on a bit of a rampage, trying to find whoever thought up the ridiculous utility belt toy. One problem with the Hulk, you know, is that he tends to think with his muscles! Now, I would've tried to talk him into some kind of legal action against the manufacturer, but I don't see that the Remco company is around these days -- besides, that would've been too long ago by now to sue, and the Hulk thinks money is only good enough for buying beans with.

Anyway, today's featured Hulk item is a 1978 plastic figure made by Vic Toys. I can't say it's a very good likeness, though... I mean, look at the size of that head? Even the card art shows that the Hulk's head isn't that big compared to his body!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Hulk Utility Belt!

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HULK ALREADY TALKED ABOUT STUPID HULK BELT! HULK DOES NOT USE UTILITY BELT LIKE POINTY-EARS MAN! HULK MUST SMASH SOMETHING TO WORK OUT HULK'S FRUSTRATION ISSUES!






Huh. The Hulk just jumped away. "Puny Jon" here... Greenskin gets pretty worked up about the utility belt toy. Hopefully he'll be back tomorrow for the next day's post. If not, maybe I can get Doc Samson or the She-Hulk to come by?

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Trash Can and TV Tray!

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Hulk just talked about trash can yesterday!

Oh, Hulk was just told picture was of someone else's trash can for sale that looked like first one, and that Hulk should talk about TV tray.

Hulk does not watch TV... except when Hulk's tv show is on.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Trash Can!

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Hulk thinks this trash can looks good. Hulk likes it.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Toy Chest!

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Hulk does not understand this toy chest... children do not store their toys in Hulk's body!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sunglasses!

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Hulk thinks this is another stupid idea. Hulk does not wear sunglasses!

And if Hulk did, they would not be so bad that glass would fall out of frames!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Stick Pony!

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Hulk thinks this is another stupid toy. Stick with Hulk's head on it for children to pretend Hulk is pony? Hulk thinks it looks like someone cut off Hulk's head!

Hulk will have to smash stupid human who thought of this toy.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Drawings!

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Hulk does not think this joke is funny. Of course Hulk's pans will not fit puny Banner!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Slide Puzzle!

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Hulk does not like slide puzzles. Hulk's fingers are too big to move pieces, and Hulk breaks puzzles. When Hulk sees pieces of Hulk on ground, Hulk gets sad.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Sandals from 1979!

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Hulk thinks these are stupid. Hulk does not wear sandals or any shoes!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Hulk Ring!

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Hulk would like Hulk ring better if ring was big enough for Hulk's fingers.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Remco Hulk Muscles!

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Did not Hulk already talk about stupid balloon muscles that do not make children stronger?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Energized Hulk!

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Good grief, Remco made two different Hulk figures?

Oh, sorry, it's Bruce here still... you know, it does amaze me how the toy companies embraced my other self... like the Hulk is such a great role model for kids or something. I mean, the one toy I've seen that I appeared as part of, I was rendered as a stupid cardboard figure! Is that how these people see me, Dr. Bruce Banner, inventor of the gamma bomb?

Um... sorry... calming down now...

Remco Powerized Hulk!

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Hulk does not understand this toy. Toy looks like it is supposed to be action figure of Hulk, but toy can not be posed! How does Hulk toy throw log if arms can not move?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Rage Cage!

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Hulk likes toy that has Hulk breaking out of cage. Hulk does not like to be caged.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Hulk Puzzle Art!

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Hulk likes being able to see pictures from Hulk puzzles better.

Hulk does not remember fighting volcano, however.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Italian Power Putty!

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Hulk does not understand this stupid toy... it is plastic Hulk head that opens up and there is putty inside it? Hulk's head is not filled with putty!

Puny humans always say Hulk is not smart, but Hulk knows there is not putty in Hulk's head!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Pop-Up Books!

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Hulk is too strong to look at pop-up books. Hulk accidentally breaks pop-up stuff, and this makes Hulk sad. Hulk should get Jim or Rick to turn pages of pop-up books for Hulk.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Pocket Flix Movie!

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Hulk is confused... Hulk was told this is movie, but Hulk cannot watch movie? Hulk needs other toy to watch this movie with?

Hulk thinks stupid humans get greedy some times. Maybe they think Hulk movie is worth buying two toys for.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Pajamas!

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It makes Hulk smile to think that children go to sleep at night feeling warm because they like Hulk.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Mylar Balloon from 1977!

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Hulk does not like balloons. Balloons always slip from Hulk's fingers because string is too small for Hulk's hand, and then balloons float away too high for Hulk to jump! This makes Hulk sad.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Hulk Mug!

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Hulk likes Hulk mug, even if Hulk mug is too small for Hulk's tastes.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Hulk Motorcycle?

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Hulk hoped he had seen last of stupid Hulk toys! Hulk does not ride motorcycle! Stupid Flag-Man drives motorcycle, not Hulk!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Durham Mini-Winder!

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Wind-up walking Hulk makes Hulk smile, even if toy can not jump like real Hulk!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Mexican Bootleg Figure!

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Hulk thinks this Hulk looks good and strong, even if this Hulk is not official Hulk toy!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Mead Notebook Paper!

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Hulk thinks iron-on is good drawing of Hulk!

Hulk always likes Herb Trimp-ee's drawings of Hulk.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Painted Marx Figure!

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Hulk likes Marx Hulk figure, even if it is too skinny to be as strong as Hulk!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Marvelmania Sticker!

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Hulk always likes products with Hulk drawn by Kirby on them! Kirby always made Hulk look strong!