Hulk's head hurts when Hulk thinks about this Hulk toy. Toy is empty Hulk head for children to collect candy in, but Hulk knows that candy goes in mouth and into stomach! Why would children put candy in Hulk's head?
Hulk does not understand this drawing. Drawing shows puny Banner in boat, then Hulk in boat, then Hulk in boat sinks? Why is Hulk in boat and not puny Banner? Hulk does not need boat like puny Banner does!
Hulk does not understand this joke... Hulk knows Hulk can not jump through earth and go to China! Hulk would have to dig through earth, and would first go through underground world of Mole Man or Tyrannus!
Hulk feels uncomfortable with fun sponge Hulk. Fun sponge Hulk looks like puppet, but childrenn are supposed to use Hulk sponge to wash themselves! Hulk does not wash children! Hulk would not do things like that.
Hulk does not remember being in this circus! Hulk does not like trapeeze, because trapeeze can not hold Hulk's weight!
Hulk was in circus once, before Avengers. Ant-Man, Bug Girl, Thor, and Iron Man fought Hulk there when they thought Hulk was menace. Hulk made friends with them for little while, but Hulk got tired of Avengers and quit.
Hulk does not understand why puny Banner is on poster with Hulk! Puny Jon says poster is for movie based on Hulk's TV show. Hulk liked Hulk TV show, even if Hulk was not strong enough on TV show. Hulk thinks Lou Ferrigno is underappreciated actor.
Puny Jon says Lou Ferrigno has good birthday, too. Hulk does not understand birthdays.
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