Tuesday, June 30, 2009

T-Shirts ad!

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Hulk would like Hulk t-shirt better if it came in Hulk's size.

And if Hulk did not look like Hulk was running away from stupid Leader!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Advertisement!

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Hulk knows this is old picture of Hulk in advertisement. Hulk likes this picture, but wishes it was bigger than Bug-Man picture!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Advertisement!

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Hulk already talked about pinball game! Hulk already talked about little Hulk action figure!

Why does Hulk keep seeing same things?

Hulk is confused about flying Bug-Man toy... stupid humans don't know Bug-Man does not fly?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Advertisement!

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Hulk thinks Hulk looks too happy in drawing with Bug-Man, Flag-Man and their friends who always fight Hulk.

Hulk thinks maybe Magician made Hulk feel happy.

Hulk likes to be happy.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Advertisement!

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Hulk does not understand Hulk yo-yo... Hulk would get dizzy spinning around like that.

Hulk does not remember seeing Flag Man and Bug Man driving cars like these.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Hulk Drawing!

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Hulk remembers fight with purple robot... Hulk won.

Hulk always wins.

Hulk also likes Sal Boo-See-Ma's drawings of Hulk.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Advertisement!

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Hulk doesn't understand advertisements... too many words and not enough pictures for Hulk.

Puny Jon wants to tell you this is from the April, 1979 Marvel Comics.

Hulk thinks pictures of Hulk, Bug-Man, Cape Man, Pointy Ears Man, and Woman with Glowing rope look too short compared to boy.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Hulk Drawing!

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Hulk fought Samson many times. Hulk always beat Samson. Samson talks too much when he should be fighting.

Hulk knows there was comic that showed Samson beating Hulk. Hulk does not remember this, but Hulk thinks Samson must have been lucky, or Hulk was not feeling well.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Advertisement!

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Puny Jon says this is from February, 1977 cover-dated Marvel Comics, but Hulk doesn't care about that. Hulk is not happy at how Hulk is portrayed in ad!

Does puny human who drew it think Hulk has no neck? Puny Jon says ad was probably drawn by Marie Seven or something like that. If girl drew Hulk that way, Hulk can not smash her. Hulk does not smash girls, no matter how bad they draw Hulk.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Advertisement!

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Puny Jon says this is from January, 1979 cover-dated Marvel Comics. Hulk does not understand what that means.

Hulk sees Hulk is on lots of pictures of books. One picture shows Hulk fighting Rock-Man. Hulk always beats Rock-Man.

Hulk does not understand other pictures. Other pictures show Hulk with Bug-Man and others like him. Hulk not friends with Bug-Man!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Dangler!

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Hulk does not know why Hulk toy is with big monkey toys.

Hulk likes monkeys.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Hulk Sticker Book!

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Hulk does not remember doing this. Hulk thinks this story was made up.

Hulk also not sure where Hulk's left leg is supposed to be here.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk learned lesson in this adventure... if Hulk does not smash enemies enough, enemies come back again.

Hulk hates Toad Men. Hulk also hates being captured.

Hulk hates splash page showing Hulk captured most of all! Hulk does not understand why there are so many of them.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk gets confused sometimes. Sometimes Hulk is captured by someone who wants Hulk to help them fight monsters or other things. Why they don't just ask Hulk for help is beyond Hulk.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Hulk Drawing!

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Hulk does not remember being defeated by funny little man! Hulk thinks comic book cover is designed to fool kids into thinking Hulk could be defeated by anybody!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk doesn't remember being kept in water cage, but Hulk probably did not like it much.

Hulk doesn't remember funny-head man, but Hulk probably smashed him.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk is confused... drawing is from Hulk comic book, but Hulk only sees puny Banner! Where is Hulk?!?

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk hates Ross! Ross always sends soldiers after Hulk!

Hulk also does not like it when Hulk is not on page of Hulk comic book.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk always have soft spot for helpless girls and animals. Hulk tries to not get involved, but when Hulk sees helpless things bothered, Hulk has to use strength to protect helpless.

Hulk always gets in more fights that way.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk always tries to find place to belong, where soldiers and Leader and others will not bother Hulk.

See Hulk jumping into water? Hulk does not need stupid boat, like Hulk said!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk remembers fighting Leader and Rhino. Leader always bothers Hulk, when Hulk wants to be left alone.

Hulk thinks Rhino's horn looks silly, too, but it gives Hulk handy place to grab Rhino and throw him away.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Hulk Drawings!

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Hulk remembers this fight with bald glowing man. Hulk does not remember bald glowing man's name, because bald glowing man did not fight Hulk enough times for Hulk to remember name.

Hulk does not worry about what people call themselves anyway.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Hulk Drawings by Jack Kirby!

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Hulk like Kirby art... makes Hulk look strong as Hulk really is! Kirby and Trimpee best Hulk artists ever.

Hulk remembers fighting Circus of Crime. Fight did not last long enough.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Heroes World Catalog Pages!

Hulk getting tired of catalog pages, so Hulk is trying to get done with them.

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Hulk Van? Hulk Light? Hulk doesn't understand. Hulk does not have driver's license, and Hulk's body does not make light.

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Hulk puppet looks silly. Hulk wants to know why Hulk puppet does not have arms? How can Hulk fight Bug-Man and Flag-Man if Hulk does not have arms?

Hulk muscles are silly... Hulk knows ballooons under shirt does not make one strong!

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Hulk thinks bubble gun is silly... but Hulk likes bubbles. Hulk doesn't know what Hulk would do with Hulk pen!

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Another Hulk car? Hulk does not understand who would buy Hulk car!

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Hulk car again?

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First Hulk toy that Hulk likes... toy Hulk breaks out of cage! Hulk does not like cages.

Hulk skipping rest of catalog pages so Hulk can get to pictures of stuff.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Heroes World Catalog Page!

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Hulk is confused... why does Hulk and Bug-Man need boat? Bug-Man uses webs to swing around city, and Hulk jumps. If Hulk comes to water, Hulk swims. Hulk doesn't like water that much.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Heroes World Catalog Page!

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Hulk doesn't understand why Bug-Man has so many toys made.

Hulk would like to play Hulk pinball game, but Hulk's fingers are too big.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Heroes World Catalog Page!

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Hulk does not understand why someone thinks Hulk needs utility belt! Hulk's pants do not need utility belt! Hulk would not use utility belt! Who do they think Hulk is, Pointy-Ears Man?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Heroes World Catalog Page!

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Hulk does not understand why someone would want a Hulk water gun... Hulk does not need any guns, Hulk is Hulk! If Hulk needs to splash water on someone, Hulk will rip up water pipes and use that water!

Stupid humans will buy anything.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Heroes World Catalog Page!

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Hulk is confused again... why would someone want Hulk clock? Hulk doesn't understand time even with clock (Hulk does not always understand numbers, either... this is why Hulk doesn't get residual checks for stupid toys and other things with Hulk's picture on it. Hulk knows if Hulk had more money, Hulk could buy more beans).

Monday, June 1, 2009

Fun Visors!

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Hulk not understand this stupid toy at all. These look like things worn on head by card players for money in old movies. Are children playing cards for money? Children should not play for money. Maybe these are supposed to help keep sun out of eyes? Why don't children just wear sunglasses or baseball cap?