Hulk thinks this is another stupid toy, although good picture of Hulk on it. Puny Jon says you blow up toy and then throw it in air and it lands on feet, but Hulk is not stupid... Hulk knows if you blow up toy, toy is exploded!
Hulk was confused why drawings of Blue Rubber Man, Rock Man and their friends is in Hulk Blog! until Hulk saw picture of Hulk on television. Hulk understands now why they were after him, but Hulk still doesn't like it. Bad enough Hulk has to fight Ross and his soldiers!
Hulk not understand why Defenders did not get to start with their own comic book, but had to appear somewhere else first, as if Marvel did not believe Hulk and his friends would be enough to sell comic books.
Hulk thinks it must have been a money thing, and Hulk does not understand money.
Hulk confused... Hulk does not remember Magician making Hulk sleep! Hulk was trying to be good friend to Purple Arrow Man and Sword Girl by telling Magician and Surfer what happened, and Magician makes Hulk take nap?
Hulk hates it when Magician treats Hulk like Hulk is toddler. Hulk does not take afternoon naps!
If Hulk remembers, next time Hulk seeks Magician, Hulk should smash.
Hulk is confused again... this is page from comic book made by Dee Cee Comics, but Hulk is on it, and so is Bug-Man and Cape-Man and Rock-Man and his friends, who are in ccomics made by Marvel.
Puny human Jon says this is commercial for records with comic books. Hulk heard record about Hulk, but Hulk does not think it sounds like Hulk. Hulk does not like recording studios, so Hulk is okay with that.
Hulk likes model box. Box has drawing of Hulk by one of Hulk's favorite artists, Herb Trimpe.
Hulk knows this is same model that was made before, but with comic book in it. Hulk likes comic books, except when there are too many words. Reading gives Hulk headache. Blogging gives Hulk headache, too, but at least Hulk gets someone else to type what Hulk says, since Hulk's fingers are too big for puny computer keyboard.
Also, Hulk does not have to remember how words are spelled.
Hulk does not understand why Palitoy made same Hulk Mego made. Beak-Nose said in other countries, toy makers get permission to make same toys. Beak-Nose pointed at map that shows lines around countries, but Hulk knows better... Hulk jumps up high, and Hulk does not see lines like on map.
Hulk thought Hulk Copter was stupid, but Hulk Hydrocar is even stupider. Magican says Hydrocar means car goes on water, but Hulk is not that dumb. Cars go on roads, boats go on water. Even stupid Beak-Nose knows that.
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