Bruce Banner here... and oh, joy, today it's a Hulk board game guest-starring the Fantastic Four, but it's not even the proper Fantastic Four! Oh, nooooo... it has to be with that stupid Herbie robot, not the Torch! And of course, I'm not even a part of the game, it's the Hulk! No "Bruce Banner" games out there, no sir-ree!
And where's the money from all this licensing? Do I see a penny of it? Do I get checks that I can spend on equipment to cure me? Noooo... the Hulk gets stashes of canned beans in payment, if the stupid green lummox remembers where they're kept for him! Have you ever woken up in a cave after a seven foot tall green monster has been eating beans for 12 hours? It doesn't smell pretty, I'll tell you!
Aaarrgh... losing temper... pulse pounding... got to... get out of here...
Uh... Jon writing now... Bruce just burst out of my home office and into the back yard. Should he really have taken the time to type all that before he left?
Uh, Bruce Banner here... I'm not quite sure how I ended up back here again. Something must have happened to get the Hulk calmed down enough so I could change back to me again. So, until the next time I get angry, I suppose I'll have to fill in here.
So today's item is this Hulk chamber toy, which looks to me like it's designed to play out the transformation from myself to the Hulk. It does seem to avoid the whole "Don't get me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" thing, doesn't it?
Doc Samson here again... taking another day off. Other psychologists take a day off to golf, but I'm here filling in for the Hulk on the Hulk's blog. I wonder how Jon got the Hulk to agree to do this? But I digress.
I'm sorry, but this bubble machine is the most riduculous thing I've ever seen. Were there any Hulk toys as outright silly as this? Let me look at the archives... hmmm... boomerang gun, utility belt, wallet... wow, there was some seriously stupid Hulk products, weren't there?
No wonder the Hulk's been having anger management issues lately.
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