Thursday, December 31, 2009

Hulk Portfolio!


Hulk likes paintings of Hulk fighting. Reminds Hulk of winning fights.

Hulk always wins.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Hulk Patch!


Hulk thinks he would like Hulk patch more if it wasn't same picture of Hulk that Hulk sees all the time.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Hulk Model!


Hulk likes Hulk model kit... not as much as Hulk likes older Aurora kit, but Hulk likes this one just fine.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Vending Machine Mini-Comics!


Hulk does not like mini-comics... pictures are too small for Hulk to see, and Hulk's fingers can not turn pages easy.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Bootleg Hulks!


Hulk thinks that bootleg Hulk action figures from Mexico look funny, like they were figures of Lou Ferrigno, who played Hulk on TV, and not of real Hulk!

Hulk still not happy about bootleg items, even if they are funny!

Saturday, December 26, 2009



Hulk likes Hulk magnets... if Hulk had refrigerator, Hulk would definitely put Hulk magnets on it!

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!


Hulk wishes you Merry Christmas! Hulk does not know why, because Santa never brings Hulk what Hulk wants most of all!

If Hulk finds Santa, Hulk will get what Hulk wants or Hulk will have to smash Santa!

Puny Jon says Santa brings presents to children? Hulk did not know that. Hulk is not child, so Hulk does not get presents from Santa. Hulk will not smash after all.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

1970s Iron On!


Hulk still wants to know why same Hulk pictures are used all of the time!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Hot Wheels Scene Machines!


Hulk does not like Scene Machine cars... Hulk can never remember which eye to close when trying to look at pictures in cars. Pictures are too small for Hulk anyway.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Herohead Game!


Hulk is starting to get creeped out by all the Hulk toys that just have Hulk's head.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Hulk Hauler Model Kit!


Hulk is confused... is model truck supposed to be truck driven by Hulk, or is truck supposed to be driven by friend of Hulk? Hulk is not sure if this is stupid toy or not.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

1977 Hulk Glass!


Hulk still thinks that the same Hulk pictures get used too much on Hulk merchandise.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

French Glider Toy!


Hulk thinks French people must be stupid to make Hulk glider toy! When does Hulk fly airplane? Airplanes are used by soldiers who always hunt Hulk!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Flying Fist Shooter!


Hulk thinks this stupid toy was attempt to sell more stupid Bug-Man web-shooter toys in different color!

Thursday, December 17, 2009



Hulk is back again! Hulk tired of puny Banner writing blog entries! Hulk likes blogging, even if Hulk has to get puny Jon to type because Hulk's fingers are too big and Hulk can not spell good!

Hulk is looking at stupid Hulk flashlight picture! Stupid Hulk flashlight is too skinny!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Hulk and Fantastic Four Game!


Bruce Banner here... and oh, joy, today it's a Hulk board game guest-starring the Fantastic Four, but it's not even the proper Fantastic Four! Oh, nooooo... it has to be with that stupid Herbie robot, not the Torch! And of course, I'm not even a part of the game, it's the Hulk! No "Bruce Banner" games out there, no sir-ree!

And where's the money from all this licensing? Do I see a penny of it? Do I get checks that I can spend on equipment to cure me? Noooo... the Hulk gets stashes of canned beans in payment, if the stupid green lummox remembers where they're kept for him! Have you ever woken up in a cave after a seven foot tall green monster has been eating beans for 12 hours? It doesn't smell pretty, I'll tell you!

Aaarrgh... losing temper... pulse pounding... got to... get out of here...

Uh... Jon writing now... Bruce just burst out of my home office and into the back yard. Should he really have taken the time to type all that before he left?

I suppose the Hulk will be back tomorrow.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Hulk Desk Light!


Bruce here yet again... enjoying three days in a row of being me. Of course, I'd prefer it if I was being me somewhere I could work on a cure, but...

So today's Hulk item is a Hulk desk lamp. Not a bad likeness, even if the lamp portion looks like some kind of alien ray gun!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Hulk Rub and Play Set!


Bruce Banner here again... staying calm, I promise! So today's toy on the Hulk blog is kind of a colorforms combined with playset thing. That's a nice idea, get the kids to create their own toys!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Hulk Chamber!


Uh, Bruce Banner here... I'm not quite sure how I ended up back here again. Something must have happened to get the Hulk calmed down enough so I could change back to me again. So, until the next time I get angry, I suppose I'll have to fill in here.

So today's item is this Hulk chamber toy, which looks to me like it's designed to play out the transformation from myself to the Hulk. It does seem to avoid the whole "Don't get me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" thing, doesn't it?

Friday, December 11, 2009

Bubble Machine!


Doc Samson here again... taking another day off. Other psychologists take a day off to golf, but I'm here filling in for the Hulk on the Hulk's blog. I wonder how Jon got the Hulk to agree to do this? But I digress.

I'm sorry, but this bubble machine is the most riduculous thing I've ever seen. Were there any Hulk toys as outright silly as this? Let me look at the archives... hmmm... boomerang gun, utility belt, wallet... wow, there was some seriously stupid Hulk products, weren't there?

No wonder the Hulk's been having anger management issues lately.

Thursday, December 10, 2009



Dr. Leonard Samson here. I had to take a break from my patients, and filling in for the Hulk on the Hulk's blog is as good an excuse as any, I suppose.

So, what's the idea here? Look at a picture of Hulk merchandise and comment on it? Well, this Hulk bracelet's a nice piece of jewelry... but I can't imagine too many girls wanting to wear it!

Whether or not to pursue getting Christian Counseling Degrees is probably the last thing on the Hulk's mind as he's rampaging through a city.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Italian Boomerang Gun!


Hmm... well, the Hulk showed up for today's blog entry, but as soon as he saw the picture, he muttered something about smashing Samson and took off.

This Italian toy is pretty ridiculous, I'll admit that... a boomerang gun? I could see it as a Batman toy, but a Hulk toy?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

1975 Book Cover!


Hulk is back... Hulk took day off for anger management with stupid Samson. Hulk had to fight stupid Samson, but Hulk feels better now.

Hulk likes book cover... book cover has nice pictures of Hulk.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Binoculars Set!


The Hulk didn't show up for today's blog entry. Probably a good thing, because this binoculars set would've really set him off!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

AHI Hulk Truck!



Saturday, December 5, 2009

AHI Parachutist!



Friday, December 4, 2009

Speed Boat!


Hulk is trying not to get angry at stupid toys, like stupid Hulk speed boat! Hulk is tired of seeing stupid toys that have Hulk driving stupid vehicles that Hulk does not drive!

Hulk is getting angry anyway! Hulk does not drive boats!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Activity Box!


If Hulk knew how to write, Hulk might like puzzle books more.

Banner would like puzzle books. Banner likes to think. Hulk is not Banner. Hulk does not like to think. Thinking hurts Hulk's head.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Hulk Action Box!


Hulk thinks this is another stupid toy... spin wheel and watch Hulk move around, like Hulk is stupid puppet for puny humans to amuse themselves with?

Hulk is trying not to get angry about this stupid toy. Hulk knows stupid toys are for children, and children do not always think if toys make sense or not.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009



Hulk is back on Hulk Blog! Hulk is calmer now, and Hulk will not go off on another rampage, no matter how stupid toys are.

Today's stupid toy is Hulk yo-yo. Hulk does not like yo-yos because Hulk is not that coordinated. Besides, Hulk's stomach feels funny when he watches picture of Hulk spinning in circles.