Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Treat Bucket!


Hulk's head hurts when Hulk thinks about this Hulk toy. Toy is empty Hulk head for children to collect candy in, but Hulk knows that candy goes in mouth and into stomach! Why would children put candy in Hulk's head?

Hulk also thinks Hulk bucket looks sad.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Marvelmania Button!


Hulk likes this button, even if Hulk does not understand perspective on drawing!

Thursday, October 29, 2009



Hulk does not understand toy makers... Hulk looks at Hulk kite and does not understand why Hulk would be on kite. Hulk does not fly! Kites fly! Hulk jumps! How many times does Hulk have to say this?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009



Hulk thinks this is another stupid toy. Why does Hulk need kazoo? Hulk does not make music!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

1979 Ice Pops!


Hulk gets confused when Hulk sees things like this... Hulk knows this is to make ice pops with this, but why does Hulk's face have to be handle?

Monday, October 26, 2009

Hot Wheels Car!


Hulk is not mad about this toy van. Van is not supposed to be driven by Hulk, van is decorated with picture of Hulk!

Hulk would like it if Jim or Rick drove van like this. Then when Hulk is tired, Hulk can rest in van.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Hang Glider!


Hulk is getting MAD! Why does Hulk keep seeing stupid toys that make no sense? Hulk does not use hang glider! Hulk is HULK! Hulk JUMPS!

Stupid humans.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

1980 Gumball Dispenser!


Hulk likes Hulk toy, but not gum balls. Hulk tried bubble gum once, but when Hulk blew bubble, gum popped and got on Hulk's face. Hulk took forever to clean gum from face!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Topps Krazy Komic Drawing!


Hulk does not understand this drawing. Drawing shows puny Banner in boat, then Hulk in boat, then Hulk in boat sinks? Why is Hulk in boat and not puny Banner? Hulk does not need boat like puny Banner does!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Topps Krazy Komic Drawing!


Hulk does not understand this joke... Hulk knows Hulk can not jump through earth and go to China! Hulk would have to dig through earth, and would first go through underground world of Mole Man or Tyrannus!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Topps Krazy Komic!


Hulk does not like this drawing of Hulk, because drawing shows Hulk hurting child. Hulk does not hurt children!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

1984 Fun Sponge!


Hulk feels uncomfortable with fun sponge Hulk. Fun sponge Hulk looks like puppet, but childrenn are supposed to use Hulk sponge to wash themselves! Hulk does not wash children! Hulk would not do things like that.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Frame-Tray Puzzle


Hulk's fingers are too big for this Hulk puzzle. Hulk knows children like puzzles of Hulk.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Floor Puzzle!


Hulk likes giant floor puzzle. Pieces are big enough for Hulk's fingers. Hulk does not even have to smash pieces to make pieces fit giant Hulk puzzle!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Flicker Ring!


Hulk's fingers are too big for rings.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Corgi ATV!


Hulk thought Hulk had seen last of stupid Hulk vehicle toys. Hulk does not drive ATV or car or van or helicopter! When will stupid toy makers learn Hulk does not use any vehicle?

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Color and Recolor Game Cloth!


Children coloring Hulk makes Hulk smile.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009



Hulk does not like Colorforms. Hulk's fingers are too big to play with tiny rubber pieces.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Coloring Book!


Hulk does not remember being in this circus! Hulk does not like trapeeze, because trapeeze can not hold Hulk's weight!

Hulk was in circus once, before Avengers. Ant-Man, Bug Girl, Thor, and Iron Man fought Hulk there when they thought Hulk was menace. Hulk made friends with them for little while, but Hulk got tired of Avengers and quit.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Hulk Clock!


Hulk does not understand time. But Hulk likes how Hulk clock looks!

Sunday, October 11, 2009



Hulk likes Cartoonarama toy! Cartoonarama toy helps teach children how to draw Hulk!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

1979 Hulk Playing Cards!


Hulk does not understand cards. Numbers confuse Hulk.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Belt Buckle!


Hulk does not like belts. Hulk thinks belt buckles without belt are even stupider than belts.

Hulk does not understand picture of Hulk on belt buckle. Hulk thinks buckle looks weird.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Sand Bucket!


Hulk thinks this is another stupid toy that toy maker just stuck Hulk sticker on to make quick buck. Hulk does not use bucket at beach! If Hulk needs to get sand, Hulk picks up sand in Hulk's hands!

Sand reminds Hulk of Sandman. Hulk smashed Sandman good.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

1983 Hulk Belt!


Hulk thinks belts are stupid. Hulk does not need belt, Hulk's pants stay on Hulk just fine!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Belgium Movie Poster!


Hulk does not understand why puny Banner is on poster with Hulk! Puny Jon says poster is for movie based on Hulk's TV show. Hulk liked Hulk TV show, even if Hulk was not strong enough on TV show. Hulk thinks Lou Ferrigno is underappreciated actor.

Puny Jon says Lou Ferrigno has good birthday, too. Hulk does not understand birthdays.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Argentina Soccer Standee!


Hulk thinks stupid humans do not know what Hulk does! Stupid humans think Hulk plays soccer? Hulk does not play soccer!

Hulk thinks soccer is stupid game if Hulk can not use hands on ball.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Argentina Erasers!


Hulk does not understand why Hulk is right colors on one eraser but not other one.

Hulk does not understand idea of Hulk erasers, either. Erasers are used to fix mistakes, but Hulk does not make mistakes... Hulk fights until Hulk wins!

Weakling Banner would use erasers!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

AHI Squirt Gun!


Hulk gets confused looking at Hulk toys... Hulk does not use squirt gun! Hulk does not use any gun! Hulk uses muscles! Did toy maker think children don't know Hulk does not use squirt gun?

Friday, October 2, 2009

AHI Speedboat!


Hulk does not drive speedboat! Why do stupid humans make toy boat for Hulk to drive???

Thursday, October 1, 2009

AHI Skydiver!


Hulk is confused... why does Hulk toy look like Hulk's pants are falling apart? And why is Hulk toy usin g parachute? Hulk already said Hulk does not need parachute!