Wednesday, September 30, 2009

8mm Hulk Movie Box Art!


Hulk does not understand words on box. Puny Jon says box says "power of doctor Banner," but Hulk thinks that is stupid! Banner is weak! Hulk is strong!

Hulk also does not understand why there are two Hulks on box. There is only one Hulk, and Hulk is Hulk!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

1983 Hulk Stocking Hat!


Hulk wonders why so many things are made with Hulk's picture on it that Hulk does not wear.

Monday, September 28, 2009

1981 Presto-Magix Puzzle!


Hulk does not understand Presto-Magix... Hulk thinks it sounds like something Magician would use.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

1980 Workbook!


Hulk thinks someone is trying to make Hulk look stupid on workbook. Why is Hulk doing same thing Bug Man and Rock Man are doing?

Saturday, September 26, 2009

1980 Saucer!


Hulk does not understand why saucer toy has Hulk on it... Hulk does not throw saucers all the time, like Flag Man does! Hulk throws what he finds to throw if Hulk's enemies are too far away to hit! Hulk does not care if Hulk throws cars or rocks or trees!

Friday, September 25, 2009

1980 Hulk Frame-Tray Puzzle!


Hulk does not like to play with puzzles, but Hulk likes picture on this puzzle, showing Hulk jumping over buildings!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

1980 Hulk Patch!


Hulk wonders why Hulk sees same pictures of Hulk on Hulk products... do makers of toys and stuff only have three pictures of Hulk to choose from? Hulk knows there are lots of good Hulk drawings!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

1979 Toastee Sox!


Hulk likes picture of Hulk on socks, but why are socks not big enough for Hulk to wear? Sometimes Hulk's feet get cold, too!

Hulk can not wear shoes if Hulk can not find socks that fit. Hulk can not tie shoes anyway, so Hulk thinks it does not really matter.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

1979 Roller Skates!


Why does Hulk look scared on stupid roller skates? And what does stupid roller skates have to do with Hulk? Iron Man has roller skates in armor, stupid light girl uses roller skates, but Hulk does not use roller skates! Hulk can run and jump faster than stupid roller skates!

Plus Hulk might lose balance on stupid roller skates and embarass Hulk. That would make stupid Bird-Nose laugh at Hulk. Fish-Man Namor would, too.

Monday, September 21, 2009

1979 Hulk Poster!


Hulk likes Hulk posters that show Hulk big and strong!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

1979 Pin!


Why does Hulk's hair look like Jim's hair on pin?

Saturday, September 19, 2009

1978 Spaulding Ball and Argentina Ball!


Hulk does not think this ball would bounce good. Hulk does not understand why Hulk is on ball. Hulk does not play with ball!


Hulk likes pictures of Hulk on ball from other country, but Hulk still think Hulk ball is stupid.

Friday, September 18, 2009

1978 Soft Target Game!


Why does toy maker make toy for children to shoot at Hulk with? Hulk likes children! Why would children shoot at Hulk?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

1978 Lunchbox!


Hulk does not think this lunch box would hold enough food for Hulk's lunch.

Hulk is hungry now.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

1978 Key Case!


Hulk does not understand keys. Hulk does not need keys! When Hulk needs to go through door, Hulk opens door, even if Hulk has to pull door off!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

1978 Electronic Game!


Hulk does not like electronic game! Game looks like something Rubber-Man would make to help soldiers find Hulk!

Monday, September 14, 2009

1974 Hulk Costume!


Hulk does not understand Halloween costumes for children. Why does Hulk costume have picture of Hulk on chest? Hulk does not look like that!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

3rd Eye Marvelmania Poster from 1971!


Black light posters make Hulk's eyes and head hurt to look at. Colors do not look right to Hulk.

Hulk also thinks Hulk is too small on poster.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

1979 Hulk Trash Can!


Hulk likes how Hulk looks on trash can, but Hulk does not need trash can.

Hulk reuses and recycles. Hulk is green, after all! Hulk was green before it was popular!

Friday, September 11, 2009

1979 Hulk Puzzle!


Hulk does not like puzzles. Hulk has hard time finding right pieces to put together, and then Hulk gets mad and Hulk smashes pieces together!

Hulk also does not like juggling. Hulk does not juggle rocks! Hulk does not juggle anything!

Hulk is Hulk.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

1979 Hulk Figurine!


Hulk thinks Hulk's head looks too big on this Hulk toy!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

1979 AHI Hulk Action Bank!


Hulk is confused... toy shows Hulk with hammer, but Thor is one who has hammer, not Hulk!

Hulk also does not save money... if Hulk gets money, Hulk does not know what to do with it, so Hulk gives money to Rick or Jim to buy Hulk beans!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

1978 Vic Hulk Figure!


Hulk is confused... why does Hulk toy not have purple pants? And why is Hulk's skin wrong color green?

What do words say on card? Card says to crush Hulk? Hulk can not be crushed! Hulk is Hulk! Hulk is strongest of all!

Monday, September 7, 2009

1978 Knickerbocker Hulk Plush!


Hulk toy looks weird! Hulk does not look like this toy! Hulk is not soft like this toy!

Teddy bears should be soft, not Hulk! Hulk says this is stupid toy!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

1977 Hulk Poster!


Hulk thinks Hulk looks weird on poster.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

1975 Hulk T-Shirt!


Hulk likes Hulk t-shirt! Even if t-shirt uses same Hulk drawing that was used in poster.

Friday, September 4, 2009

1974 Hulk Poster!


Hulk likes Hulk poster with Hulk jumping... but Hulk wonders where are speed lines? Hulk always sees speed lines when Hulk is jumping in drawings!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

1970 Hulk Poster!


Hulk likes Herb Trimp-Ee Hulk poster! But Hulk has heard rumor that Kirby drew this poster first, and then Marvel had Trimp-Ee draw poster again so Kirby would not get money for it. Hulk thinks this was not fair to Kirby! If Hulk knew this before, Hulk would have had to smash!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Hulk Sweatshirt!


Hulk is confused... why is Hulk shown pulling wooden rabbit? Hulk does not play with wooden rabbit! Hulk prefers real rabbits, but Hulk is too strong to pet real rabbits.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Hulk Poster!


Hulk likes old Hulk poster!