Monday, August 31, 2009

Hulk Model Kit!


Hulk likes Hulk model, but Hulk thinks this was not best paint job Hulk has seen. Puny Jon says it is better than he did when he was boy.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Floating Head Rings!


Hulk does not understand this stupid toy... why is just Hulk's head on balloon for children? Where is rest of Hulk's body?

Hulk thinks this is stupid, but it helps keep children from drowning in water, so Hulk will not make puny Jon say this is stupid toy.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

FOOM Stuff!


Hulk does not understand why there are words in Hulk's mouth in this picture.


Hulk is confused by these posters... colors do not look right to Hulk! Hulk thinks he was gray on original Hulk comic book number one, too.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Flicker Ring Strip!


Hulk's head and eyes hurt when Hulk looks at this.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Glowing Super-Heroes!


Hulk thinks Hulk has talked about flashlights before. Puny Jon says they are called "glowing super-heroes," but Hulk does not glow!


Hulk looks too skinny on stupid toy, makes Hulk look weak like Banner!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Finger Puppets!


Hulk has talked about puppets before. Hulk does not want to talk about puppets again!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009



Hulk thinks this picture should be bigger so Hulk can see Hulk eraser better, but then Hulk would also see Bug-Man eraser better, too.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Durham Hulk Figure!


Hulk is confused... why does little tiny Hulk figure have long arms like monkey? Hulk's hands do not reach ground when Hulk is standing up!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Trading Card Boxes!


Hulk does not understand why Hulk is never in front on these boxes? Maybe Bug-Man is always running from Hulk? Hulk thinks that makes sense.

Hulk does not like gum. Gum always ends up sticking to Hulk's pants.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Corgi Truck!


Hulk is back! Hulk knows puny Banner was writing Hulk's blog for two days, but Banner is gone now! Hulk had to fight someone who was bothering puny Jon.

Hulk had puny Jon read words on truck to find out truck is not supposed to be driven by Hulk, but delivers comic books. Hulk thinks this is first Hulk toy car that makes sense.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Bubble Gum!


Bruce Banner still here... I've managed not to lose my temper since yesterday's posting. What we seem to have here are still-wrapped versions of the comics bubble gum. I believe that earlier in this blog, there was a post of original artwork for one of the comics available here.

I never understood the appeal of the gum in these packages... any time I've tried to chew it, it's tasted terrible and was so dry it would take several minutes before it was remotely gum-like! It would make me pretty upset sometimes... whoa, Bruce, calm down! Almost lost my temper there for a minute!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Combat Set!


Hello, Bruce Banner here... the Hulk must have calmed down enough to change before this blog entry was written. I have to confess, I'm not sure how Jon arranged for the Hulk to contribute to a blog!

Anyway, here is an unusual toy featuring the Hulk and some of the other superheroes and supervillains, but I don't know who produced it, or if it was even a licensed product. Perhaps it was manufactured and sold in a different country.

I have to confess, I find it amusing that this toy features the Hulk teamed up with the super-heroes, especially when they tend to battle the Hulk when they encounter him.

We'll see how long I can remain calm enough to prevent changing back to the Hulk, and give you a more reasonable blog entry each day.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Coloring Book!


Hulk is confused again... why is Hulk stuck in bubble? And why is stupid robot with Rubber-Man and Rock-Man and Disappearing Girl instead of Torch?

Tuesday, August 18, 2009



Hulk does not understand why this box shows Hulk running from Flag-Man and Bug-Man!


Hulk also does not understand why Abomination is not colored right on this puzzle.

Hulk does not understand many things, but Hulk can not always smash what Hulk does not understands.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Hulk Medallion!


Hulk still does not understand why not-Hulk stuff is in Hulk's blog!

Hulk is also confused... why is Hulk on money? Can Hulk use Hulk money to buy beans?

Hulk likes beans.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Marvel Cartoons Sign!


Hulk thinks something is wrong with stupid sign. Drawings of Hulk and Flag-Man and Thor and Fish-Man and Iron Man do not look right to Hulk!

Hulk also does not understand why Flag-Man is bigger than Hulk!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Notebook Paper!


Again, Hulk sees not-Hulk stuff in Hulk's blog! Hulk does not care about Flag-Man papeer! Hulk only wants to show Hulk paper!

Friday, August 14, 2009



Why are not-Hulk things in Hulk's blog? Hulk only cares about Hulk button, not stupid buttons with Bug-Man and Flag-Man and Surfer!

Thursday, August 13, 2009



Hulk remembers fighting stupid giant robot. Hulk always has to fight robots, and Hulk always wins, because Hulk is strongest of all. Stupid robot cheated by flying into space where Hulk can not breathe.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Bumper Stickers!


Hulk likes this bumper sticker. Hulk does not like it when puny humans honk their car horns at Hulk.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009



Hulk does not like balloons. When Hulk tries to blow up balloons, Hulk's breath is too powerful and balloons pop. Balloon pops sound too much like soldier's guns for Hulk.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Activity Books!


Hulk does not remember riding giant pencil, with or without Thor and Flag-Man.


Hulk does not remember holding big pencil with Rock-Man and his friends, either.

Sunday, August 9, 2009



Hulk does not like tattoos... Hulk knows these are not real tattoos, but Hulk does not like fake tattoos, either, because Hulk cannot get them to work on Hulk.

Saturday, August 8, 2009



Hulk does not understand why Angel watches Hulk on TV with mustache man. Hulk's TV show did not have mustache man!

Hulk likes how John Byrne draws Hulk..

Friday, August 7, 2009

Super-Hero Stamps!



Hulk does not understand these stamps! Hulk knows these stamps can not be used on letters!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Slurpee Cups!


Hulk likes Slurpees. Hulk can drink Slurpees fast and not get Slurpee headache. Puny humans always get Slurpee headaches!

Hulk only gets headaches when Hulk thinks too much. Like when Hulk tries to figure out why not-Hulk stuff is in pictures for Hulk's blog!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009



Hulk does not understand why Hulk is smaller than Rock-Man in advertisement! Hulk is bigger and stronger than Rock-Man! Hulk is also bigger and stronger than Thor or Bug-Man or Fire Man or Flag Man!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Hulk Notebook!


Hulk knows now this is what stupid advertisement meant when it said bring Hulk to school!

Monday, August 3, 2009



Hulk does not remember breaking into Herb Trimp-ee's studio while Trimp-ee is drawing Hulk.

Hulk always likes how Trimp-ee draws Hulk.

Sunday, August 2, 2009



Hulk gets confused when drawings from Hulk comic book do not show Hulk! Hulk sees puny Banner and Betty, but not Hulk!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

1975 Marvel Calendar!


Hulk does not understand calendars.


Hulk thinks Bird-Nose wore stupid costume in this drawing.