Friday, July 31, 2009



Hulk thinks comic book savers are better idea than stupid slabbing. How can puny humans read comic books if comic books are sealed in slab? This is better.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

1975 Hulk Stickers!



Hulk not understand jokes. Hulk does not know what "right guard" is, or why someone would take it from Hulk!

Hulk understands green power. Hulk is green, and Hulk is powerful!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009



Hulk does not see Hulk on drawings, only Rick!

Hulk thought drawings were from Hulk comic book! Hulk comic book drawings should have Hulk on them!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009



Hulk does not think Hulk costume looks like Hulk. Hulk does not have Hulk's face on Hulk's chest! And Hulk's pants are purple, not green.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Marvel Value Stamp Book!


Hulk thinks that puny humans are stupid... puny humans would cut up comic books to collect stupid stamps that puny humans can not put on letters? And then comic books lose value because stamps are cut out of them.

Hulk gets mad when Hulk is looking at Bronze Age comic book and can not read story properly because stamp is cut out.

Hulk may not understand words, but Hulk still likes to look at pictures.

Sunday, July 26, 2009



Why would children want to take Hulk to school with them? Hulk can not fit in puny school desks! Hulk is confused. Puny Jon! Why children want to take Hulk to school with them?

Oh. Hulk understands now. Children take Hulk notebook to school, not real Hulk. That makes more sense. But Hulk does not understand why Hulk notebook is not in ad!

Hulk still waiting for Hulk's cut of licensing.

Saturday, July 25, 2009



Hulk not happy that Marvel Comics used Hulk to shill their prize club. Hulk is too smart to fall for such tactics. Hulk already learned Hulk's lesson when Hulk tried to sell seeds to earn prizes.

Friday, July 24, 2009



Hulk not understand why not-Hulk buttons are on Hulk's blog!

Hulk button is good.

Thursday, July 23, 2009



Hulk not understand Hembeck drawings. Hulk looks at Hulk's elbows and does not see squiggly lines like Hembeck draws Hulk and others.

Hembeck is right that Hulk does not dance.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009



Hulk likes Hulk puppet, even if body is too puny for Hulk. If puppets were big enough for Hulk's hands, Hulk could show friends how Hulk smashes Flag-Man, Bug-Man and Thor!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Hulk Poster!


Something about Hulk poster does not look right to Hulk. Hulk thinks someone found Hulk drawing and tried to copy it, because Hulk's face does not look right to Hulk!

Monday, July 20, 2009

Hulk Paper!


Hulk likes Hulk paper! if Hulk could write, Hulk would use Hulk paper to write letters to Hulk's friends, like Rick and Jim and Betty.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Hulk Drawings!


Hulk does not see Hulk in drawings, only Rick and puny Banner!

Hulk thinks someone is trying to fool Hulk!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Mirrors Advertisement!


Hulk likes Hulk mirror!

Hulk could care less about Flag Man, Bug Man or mirror with Rubber Man, Flame Man, Disappearing Girl and Rock-Man.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Marvelmania Stickers!


Hulk does not understand these stickers. Hulk has no brothers! Hulk has one cousin, but no brothers.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Hulk Cards!


Hulk thought Hulk was done with so-called funny cards! Hulk must do what Hulk must do, Hulk guesses.

Hulk does not think it is funny for Hulk to go swimming... Hulk does not like swimming, only swims when Hulk has to. Fish-Man lives in water.


Why is Leader not green on this card? Why does cars show Hulk beaten by Leader?

Hulk does not like coffee. Hulk ate coffee once because it looked like beans. Hulk thinks coffee beans are too bitter, not like beans Hulk likes.


Hulk does not like lighting and electricity. Hulk fought Zzzaxx and did not like it.


Hulk's head hurts too much when looking at cards... why are only Hulk's fingers on card?

Hulk does not think joke is funny, either. Hulk thinks maybe Puny Jon is reading them to him wrong.


Hulk does not remember fighting puny humans in blue costumes. Hulk does not understand what the joke is on this card, if he does not remember fighting these puny humans?


Hulk is not happy looking at this puzzle... Hulk is smallest one there! Hulk is not all green, either. Hulk knows that Flag-Man is colored wrong, too. Hulk thinks it is funny that Hammer Man looks like he is wearing shorts. Hulk thinks this is first funny joke on these cards!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Hulk Drawings


Hulk is confused... if these are drawings from Hulk story, where is Hulk? Hulk sees Rick, Hulk sees puny Banner, Hulk sees Evolutionary... but where is Hulk???

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hulk Cards!

Cards are from set with others who fight Hulk, but Hulk only cares about Hulk cards.


This card has no words coming from Hulk? Puny Jon says Hulk should decide what Hulk says, and Hulk should be funny! Hulk does not tell jokes! Hulk says that Hulk says "Hulk smash!"


Hulk does not understand joke when Puny Jon reads card to him. Hulk does not know what Pee Tee Ay meetings are!


Hulk is confused... where is Hulk on this card?


Hulk does not understand why Hulk is saying he was a weakling. Banner is weak! Hulk is strong!


Hulk does not understand any of these jokes... Hulk does not pound on doors to play! Hulk pounds on doors to get to enemies!


Hulk does not know what an "a-bomb" is... Hulk remembers gamma bomb, but not a-bomb... and all Hulk wants for Christmas or any time is to be left alone!

Hulk thinks jokes are stupid.

Monday, July 13, 2009



Hulk gets confused when Hulk sees stuff showing Hulk with Bug-Man and Flag-Man, and now Hulk sees Bug-Girl on this one! Why do puny humans make things with Hulk and people who are not Hulk's friends?

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Hulk Drawing!


Hulk remembers fighting Zaxon. Hulk won. Hulk always wins.

Hulk knows this was reprint book, so Hulk did not fight Zaxon twice. Hulk did not get money for reprint. Hulk never gets money for Hulk stuff. Hulk doesn't understand money anyway, except that money can be traded for beans.

Hulk likes beans.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

1976 Marvel Calendar!


Hulk is confused... did not Hulk already see picture of Hulk playing drums with Flag-Man and Bug-Man? Wait... Hulk remembers now, that was button. This is calendar.

Hulk does not know what "calendar' means. Puny Jon says it tells you what day it is, but that is silly... today is today! Hulk is not stupid!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Hulk Buttons!


Hulk likes bottom Hulk button, even if picture of Hulk is over-used.

Hulk does not remember playing drums with Flag-Man and Bug-Man! Hulk thinks some puny human made that up!

Hulk does not wear buttons because Hulk does not have shirt or coat to wear buttons on. Hulk does not like buttons put on pants.

Thursday, July 9, 2009



Hulk thought Hulk would not have to look at stupid visors again, but Hulk likes picture of Hulk on visor. Hulk still does not understand appeal of visors.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Hulk Car?


How many times does Hulk have to say it? Hulk does not drive car! Hulk does not need truck! Hulk jumps!

Hulk knows Bug-Man does not drive car, either.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Mego Box!


Hulk likes that Hulk is big on this box. Puny Jon says box was what action figures came in. Hulk knows Iron Man and Red Bird Man, but not naked man.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Tiny Hulk!


Hulk likes action figures of Hulk, even if this one has green skin that is too dark to be Hulk.

Hulk did not know there were different cards for tiny Hulk!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Hulk Drawings!


Hulk remembers teaming up with Fish-Man and Magician... Hulk teamed up with them before this, as well as with Surfer.

Hulk thinks Hulk knows man with glasses in last panel... man is confusing, has two first names. But two first names not always bad! Hulk likes Hulk stories by Peter David, and Peter David has two first names!

Hulk is just Hulk.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Marx Hulk!


Hulk likes Hulk toy... toy does not move, but looks like Hulk. Hulk prefers green Marx Hulk to others he has seen!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Hulk Drawings!


Puny Jon says this drawing was used for comics with gum. Hulk thinks that sounds sticky.

Hulk does not remember golfing. Hulk thinks golfing is stupid.

Puny Jon says drawing is supposed to be funny. Hulk thinks drawing is stupid, too.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Hulk Card!


Hulk thinks this is best card from Marvel Super-Heroes Game, because Hulk is on it.

Hulk has seen this picture of Hulk before.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Hulk Poster!


Hulk likes Hulk poster!



Hulk does not understand why Hulk is always so small in advertisements! Don't they know Hulk is biggest of them all and strongest of them all?

How can Hulk's friends see Hulk in advertisements when Hulk is so small?