Hulk thinks that puny humans are stupid... puny humans would cut up comic books to collect stupid stamps that puny humans can not put on letters? And then comic books lose value because stamps are cut out of them.
Hulk gets mad when Hulk is looking at Bronze Age comic book and can not read story properly because stamp is cut out.
Hulk may not understand words, but Hulk still likes to look at pictures.
Hulk thought Hulk was done with so-called funny cards! Hulk must do what Hulk must do, Hulk guesses.
Hulk does not think it is funny for Hulk to go swimming... Hulk does not like swimming, only swims when Hulk has to. Fish-Man lives in water.
Why is Leader not green on this card? Why does cars show Hulk beaten by Leader?
Hulk does not like coffee. Hulk ate coffee once because it looked like beans. Hulk thinks coffee beans are too bitter, not like beans Hulk likes.
Hulk does not like lighting and electricity. Hulk fought Zzzaxx and did not like it.
Hulk's head hurts too much when looking at cards... why are only Hulk's fingers on card?
Hulk does not think joke is funny, either. Hulk thinks maybe Puny Jon is reading them to him wrong.
Hulk does not remember fighting puny humans in blue costumes. Hulk does not understand what the joke is on this card, if he does not remember fighting these puny humans?
Hulk is not happy looking at this puzzle... Hulk is smallest one there! Hulk is not all green, either. Hulk knows that Flag-Man is colored wrong, too. Hulk thinks it is funny that Hammer Man looks like he is wearing shorts. Hulk thinks this is first funny joke on these cards!
Hulk remembers fighting Zaxon. Hulk won. Hulk always wins.
Hulk knows this was reprint book, so Hulk did not fight Zaxon twice. Hulk did not get money for reprint. Hulk never gets money for Hulk stuff. Hulk doesn't understand money anyway, except that money can be traded for beans.
Hulk remembers teaming up with Fish-Man and Magician... Hulk teamed up with them before this, as well as with Surfer.
Hulk thinks Hulk knows man with glasses in last panel... man is confusing, has two first names. But two first names not always bad! Hulk likes Hulk stories by Peter David, and Peter David has two first names!
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