Sunday, May 31, 2009

Foom Poster!


Stair-Rencko did drawing for this poster, but made Hulk too short. Hulk knows Hulk is much taller than Flag-Man with Shield!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Foom #19 Cover!


Hulk thinks Hulk's picture should have been bigger on cover, because Hulk is biggest member of Defenders.

Hulk also did not care for this costume for Sword-Girl. But that is just Hulk's opinion.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Foom #7 Cover!


Hulk not understand why drawing of Hulk on cover is not green, like Hulk is! But at least cover shows Avengers afraid of Hulk, which they should be!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Foom #2 Cover!


Hulk like Stair-Rencko cover of Hulk on magazine, even if Stair-Rencko draws Hulk too skinny. Stair-Rencko did better on Hulk later, though.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Hulk Flip-It!


Hulk thinks this is another stupid toy, although good picture of Hulk on it. Puny Jon says you blow up toy and then throw it in air and it lands on feet, but Hulk is not stupid... Hulk knows if you blow up toy, toy is exploded!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Fantastic Four Drawings!


Hulk was confused why drawings of Blue Rubber Man, Rock Man and their friends is in Hulk Blog! until Hulk saw picture of Hulk on television. Hulk understands now why they were after him, but Hulk still doesn't like it. Bad enough Hulk has to fight Ross and his soldiers!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Elastic Hulk!




Hulk thinks toy makers are stupid. Why do they make Hulk action figure that stretches? Hulk does not stretch! Blue Rubber Man Richards stretches, but not Hulk!

Hulk also not happy that seller of this stupid toy on eBay shows stretch Hulk without pants. Jarella knows that is not what Hulk looks like without his pants!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Defenders Number 1!


Hulk not understand why Defenders did not get to start with their own comic book, but had to appear somewhere else first, as if Marvel did not believe Hulk and his friends would be enough to sell comic books.

Hulk thinks it must have been a money thing, and Hulk does not understand money.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Defenders Drawing!


Hulk remembers when Black Knight was statue. Hulk and his friends had big fight with Avengers, but Hulk didn't get to finish fight with Thor to see who was strongest of all.

Of course, Hulk knows Hulk is strongest of all, but Thor does not believe Hulk.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Defenders Drawing!


Hulk confused... Hulk does not remember Magician making Hulk sleep! Hulk was trying to be good friend to Purple Arrow Man and Sword Girl by telling Magician and Surfer what happened, and Magician makes Hulk take nap?

Hulk hates it when Magician treats Hulk like Hulk is toddler. Hulk does not take afternoon naps!

If Hulk remembers, next time Hulk seeks Magician, Hulk should smash.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Defenders Cover Drawing!


Hulk not like thinking about this adventure. Magician and friends meet future-people and go into future.

Hulk's head hurts when thinking about time travel. Hulk has enough trouble with verb tenses as it is.

Hulk also does not like to be one of smallest things on cover.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Defenders Cover Drawing!


Hulk remembers fight with furry man. Furry man said he used to be called Hulk, but Hulk is Hulk, and furry man is not Hulk.

Hulk saved Magician and Sword-Girl. Hulk always has to save Magician and Sword-Girl, but at least Magician gives Hulk beans after Hulk saves them.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009


defenders by perez and buscema

Hulk likes drawing with Hulk, Magician and Surfer. Hulk thinks it is good likeness, even if Hulk looks very angry at someone.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Lite Brite!


Hulk likes Lite Brite, even if Hulk's fingers can't pick up little plastic pieces. Hulk used to tell Rick to make Hulk's picture with Lite Brite, but Hulk never saw that in comic book stories.

Hulk doesn't think box picture has very good likness of Hulk on Lite-Brite.

Sunday, May 17, 2009



Hulk does not understand why Hulk jiggler is smaller than Bug-Man or Pointy-Ears Man or Cape Man.

Hulk also does not understand appeal of floppy Hulk toy.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Comic Book Ad!


Hulk is confused again... this is page from comic book made by Dee Cee Comics, but Hulk is on it, and so is Bug-Man and Cape-Man and Rock-Man and his friends, who are in ccomics made by Marvel.

Puny human Jon says this is commercial for records with comic books. Hulk heard record about Hulk, but Hulk does not think it sounds like Hulk. Hulk does not like recording studios, so Hulk is okay with that.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Comic Book Books!


Hulk wants to know why his book is not bigger in this picture. Hulk is strongest, Hulk's book should be biggest.

Hulk book tells stories about how Hulk was born and first fights Hulk was in. Hulk doesn't care about other books.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Tiny Hulk Card Back!


Hulk is confused... why is Hulk blogging about back of card instead of front of card, where you can see tiny Hulk action figure? At least Hulk is in front of Bug-Man, Flag-Man, and Goblin Man.

Hulk likes Goblin Man's costume. Hulk thinks Goblin Man has good color sense.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Magazine Page!


Puny human Jon says this page is from Castle of Frankenstein, but Hulk knows that castles are not magazines.

Hulk does not understand why drawing of Hulk is so small, when drawing of Rubber Man, Flame Man, Rock Man, and Disappearing Girl is so big. If Hulk could read, maybe Hulk would know.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Pointy-Ears Man and Hulk Comic Page!


Puny human Jon told Hulk this drawing is from comic book with Pointy-Ears Man and Hulk, but Hulk does not see Hulk or Pointy-Ears Man in this drawing, only Skinny Clown Man and puny Banner.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Hulk Model!


Hulk likes model box. Box has drawing of Hulk by one of Hulk's favorite artists, Herb Trimpe.

Hulk knows this is same model that was made before, but with comic book in it. Hulk likes comic books, except when there are too many words. Reading gives Hulk headache. Blogging gives Hulk headache, too, but at least Hulk gets someone else to type what Hulk says, since Hulk's fingers are too big for puny computer keyboard.

Also, Hulk does not have to remember how words are spelled.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Hulk Versus Fish-Man Drawing!


Hulk is told drawing is by person who made up Fish-Man. Hulk is not that stupid, Hulk knows nobody made up Fish-Man, especially puny human!

Puny human artist draws Fish-Man beating Hulk, too. Hulk does not remember Fish-Man beating Hulk.

Saturday, May 9, 2009



Hulk thinks this is stupid toy... Hulk does not use parachute! Red Cape Man does not use parachute! Talking monkey men do not use parachute! Pointy-Ear Man and Bug-Man use parachutes.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Action Figure Poster


Hulk doesn't understand why picture of Hulk is not bigger on this poster.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Little Hulk In Box!


Why trap little Hulk action figure in box, like little Hulk on card? Ross tried trapping Hulk in box like this.

Hulk broke out of box.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Pailtoy Hulk!


Hulk does not understand why Palitoy made same Hulk Mego made. Beak-Nose said in other countries, toy makers get permission to make same toys. Beak-Nose pointed at map that shows lines around countries, but Hulk knows better... Hulk jumps up high, and Hulk does not see lines like on map.

Hulk likes picture on card.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Hulk Hydrocar!


Hulk thought Hulk Copter was stupid, but Hulk Hydrocar is even stupider. Magican says Hydrocar means car goes on water, but Hulk is not that dumb. Cars go on roads, boats go on water. Even stupid Beak-Nose knows that.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Hulk Helicopter!


Hulk thinks this is one of dumbest toys made of Hulk. Hulk does not need helicopter! Hulk needs helicopter like sword-girl needs airplane, or magician needs racecar.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Little Mego Hulk On Card!


Hulk likes little Mego Hulk action figure, too... looks like Hulk.

This Hulk is on card, makes it worth more money? Hulk doesn't understand... how can toy be worth more money if Hulk can't play with it?

Plus, Hulk's fingers too big to open package without breaking Hulk action figure.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Hulk Motorcycle!


Hulk doesn't understand... why would toy maker think Hulk would ride motorcycle? Hulk jumps faster than motorcycle could go.

Plus, suspension of motorcycle would never hold Hulk's weight. Stupid Buddy L toy maker.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Big Mego Hulk!


Hulk likes big Hulk action figure. Hates it when action figures called dolls. Hulk would never be a doll.

Hulk thinks white coat is silly, though.