Italian Power Putty!

Hulk does not understand this stupid toy... it is plastic Hulk head that opens up and there is putty inside it? Hulk's head is not filled with putty!

Puny humans always say Hulk is not smart, but Hulk knows there is not putty in Hulk's head!

Pop-Up Books!

Hulk is too strong to look at pop-up books. Hulk accidentally breaks pop-up stuff, and this makes Hulk sad. Hulk should get Jim or Rick to turn pages of pop-up books for Hulk.

Pocket Flix Movie!

Hulk is confused... Hulk was told this is movie, but Hulk cannot watch movie? Hulk needs other toy to watch this movie with?

Hulk thinks stupid humans get greedy some times. Maybe they think Hulk movie is worth buying two toys for.

Pajamas!

It makes Hulk smile to think that children go to sleep at night feeling warm because they like Hulk.

Mylar Balloon from 1977!

Hulk does not like balloons. Balloons always slip from Hulk's fingers because string is too small for Hulk's hand, and then balloons float away too high for Hulk to jump! This makes Hulk sad.

Hulk Mug!

Hulk likes Hulk mug, even if Hulk mug is too small for Hulk's tastes.

Hulk Motorcycle?

Hulk hoped he had seen last of stupid Hulk toys! Hulk does not ride motorcycle! Stupid Flag-Man drives motorcycle, not Hulk!