AHI Parachutist!

HULK DOES NOT USE PARACHUTE! HULK JUMPS!

Speed Boat!

Hulk is trying not to get angry at stupid toys, like stupid Hulk speed boat! Hulk is tired of seeing stupid toys that have Hulk driving stupid vehicles that Hulk does not drive!

Hulk is getting angry anyway! Hulk does not drive boats!

Activity Box!

If Hulk knew how to write, Hulk might like puzzle books more.

Banner would like puzzle books. Banner likes to think. Hulk is not Banner. Hulk does not like to think. Thinking hurts Hulk's head.

Hulk Action Box!

Hulk thinks this is another stupid toy... spin wheel and watch Hulk move around, like Hulk is stupid puppet for puny humans to amuse themselves with?

Hulk is trying not to get angry about this stupid toy. Hulk knows stupid toys are for children, and children do not always think if toys make sense or not.

Yo-Yo!

Hulk is back on Hulk Blog! Hulk is calmer now, and Hulk will not go off on another rampage, no matter how stupid toys are.

Today's stupid toy is Hulk yo-yo. Hulk does not like yo-yos because Hulk is not that coordinated. Besides, Hulk's stomach feels funny when he watches picture of Hulk spinning in circles.

Wallet!

Hey, it's Rick Jones again... Doc Samson says he won't come by to fill in because his schedule's way too full. Apparently, the stuff that's been happing in the current Marvel comics is really messing with the minds of all the super-heroes there, and there's a lot of therapy needed!

Man, I'm glad I'm from before all that stuff started happening. I wonder if I can warn my future self about any of it? What? Oh, I see... apparently, I'm from a Bronze Age reality of sorts that won't get into that, so I'm safe.

Let's see, now... what have we got here? A Hulk wallet? Well, I suppose if you're a Hulk fan, you need a place to put your money in. I can just imagine what my buddy the Hulk would say about this, though... "Hulk does not need place to keep money, Hulk does not understand money!"

Vu-Writer!

Hey, everyone! Rick Jones here, eternal sidekick and generally coolest guy in the Marvel Universe who doesn't wear a costume! Since my pal the Hulk is currently occupied, and She-Hulk's trying to help de-occupy him (and Jon, the owner of this blog, can't get anyone else to fill in, I'd bet), I'll be doing the talking for a day or two!

So, what the heck is this thing? A Vu-Writer? A pen with a little viewer inside of it? Did anybody really think this would be a sellable idea? It's got to be one of the most ridiculous Hulk toys they ever made!

What's that, Jon? Oh, no, I didn't hear about the utility belt before. Okay, second most ridiculous Hulk toy, then. What, sandals? Seriously?

Never mind... I wonder if I can get anyone else to fill in until my buddy chills out!